3 stoners buy a horse

3 stoners buy a horse.

They go home with the horse and make it stay in the living room.

One of the friends pull out a bong and they all take hits until they're stoned.

While stoned they come up with an idea to have fun with the horse.

They attach a feeding muzzle onto the horse and funnel in smoke from the bong.

Eventually, they detach muzzle the horse and the horse's eyes get bloodshot, it is visibly high.

As a consequence, the horse starts talking:

"You have awakened me", the horse says.

The stoners, shocked, reply, "whoa, you can talk?" In unison.

The horse proceeds to tell them that they must jerk him off or die.

The first stoner says "nuh-uh, i aint like that", and the horse mauls him and chews his face, killing him slowly.

The second stoner tries to escape, screaming "Id rather die than jerk off a horse!"

The horse opens a safe, takes out a shotgun, and unloads a shell into the second stoner, making him slowly bleed out to death.

The third stoner, horrified, approaches the horse and fulfills the act until the horse is finished. The horse then spares the third stoner, and leaves him a diamond worth a great fortune.

And that, ladies and gentlemen, is why you should get off your high horse.