He approaches the Madam of the Brothel and promptly asks for a girl. The woman looks him over and says "I can't do that for a boy of your age". The boy drops a wad of cash in front of her and repeats his request. The madam ponders, and then tells him "alright, first door on the left". Before the boy leaves he asks the madam another question. "Can I have a girl with herpes?" The madam, again, denies his request. The boy drops another wad of cash in front of her. She reluctantly accepts and says "alright, end of the hall, the door on the right". The boy disappears down the hallway into the room, all while still dragging the dead frog on its string. He comes out a short time after and as he is walking out of the brothel the Madam calls to him. "Hey! I have a few questions for you!". The boy turns and nods to her. "Well, first off, what's with the frog on a string? Secondly why would you ever request a girl with herpes?" The boy pauses and says to the woman, "Well now I have herpes. I'm going to go home and fuck the babysitter, then she will have herpes. Later tonight my dad is going to drive her home and he's gonna fuck her outside her house, then he will have herpes. He's going to go home and fuck my mom and she will get herpes. Tomorrow morning she's going to fuck the milk man and he will get herpes and he's the son of a bitch that ran over my frog".
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