She tells the clerk she wants something new. The clerk shows her a bunch of new products but the lady is unimpressed. The clerk says he has one more item that she is sure to be interested in. He reaches below the counter and pulls out a small metal case and opens it in front of her. She looks inside and sees a dildo.
Lady: It's just a dildo. I have plenty of those.
Clerk: No this is not just any dildo. This is a voodoo dildo.
Lady: A voodoo dildo? What's a voodoo dildo?
Clerk: A voodoo dildo is the last personal vibrator you'll ever need. All you have to do is call it's name and a place and it automatically goes to work. Watch. Voodoo dildo keyhole.
The voodoo dildo floats up out of its case and flys over to the keyhole and starts going to work. The woman is immediately impressed and says "I'll take it".
She races home and goes straight to her bedroom and gets undressed. She opens the case and lies down in her bed.
Lady: Voodoo dildo pussy.
The voodoo dildo floats out of its case and and immediately goes to work. It is the most incredible experience the lady has ever had. She experiences orgasm after orgasm, until she can't take it anymore. She soon realises that she dosent know how to turn the voodoo dildo off. After trying everything she can think of to get it to stop she decides that she needs to go to a hospital to get it removed. She puts on a robe and gets in her car and drives. As she's driving she continues to experience orgasms causing her to drive erratically. A cop notices her driving and pulls her over.
Cop: Maam, i noticed you driving erratically, have you been drinking?
Lady: No sir. I have this voodoo dildo inside of me and it's causing me to drive that way.
Cop: Ya right....Voodoo dildo my ass.
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