A man dies and goes to heaven.

Once he goes through the pearly gates, he sees a wall of very large clocks.

He asks a nearby angel, "What are all these clocks for?"

The angel responds, "These are lie clocks. Every person on earth has one. Every time they lie, their clock ticks."

The man asks, "Where's my clock?"

The angel points to it and says, "A few hours have passed--it looks like you lied some, but obviously not enough to disqualify you from being here."

The man then points towards another clock and asks, "Whose clock is this?"

The angel replies, "This clock belongs to Mother Teresa. It has never moved because she has never told a lie."

The man then asks, "Where's Donald Trump's clock?"

The angel says, "Oh, I use that one in my room as a ceiling fan."