A man wakes up in his bed with a terrible hangover. He looks to his bedside table and finds some ibuprofen and a glass of water. He glances around the bedroom and sees that it is cleaner than usual and his work clothes are laid out. He pops the ibuprofen and washes it down with water, and finds a note stuck to the bottom of the glass.
"Hey, honey, I ran to the store, there's breakfast downstairs, I'll be right back XOXO."
Upon getting dressed and getting his wits, he goes downstairs to find that everything is immaculate. He enters the dining room to find his son at the table eating breakfast, on the table is a buffet of eggs, bacon, pancakes, fruit, yogurt, the whole nine yards.
Still foggy and hungover, he plops down at the table, glances around at the pristine home. His son asks, "How are you feeling?"
"What the hell happened last night?"
"Well, you came home, stumbling drunk. You knocked on your own door, waking everyone up. You knocked over, not one, but TWO bookcases. You also puked all over yourself while you were puking into the litter box. You were a total mess."
Dumbfounded and glancing around, he asked, "then what is all of this? The food, everything is clean, I'm confused..."
"Oh, yeah, well, mom was trying to take your puke covered clothes off and put you to bed, and as she was taking your pants off, you yelled, 'GET YOUR HANDS OFF ME, WOMAN!!! I'M A MARRIED MAN!"
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