Cop: Your back tail light is out
Husband: I didn't know. I'll get it fixed tomorrow.
Wife:I told you two days ago to get it fixed.
Cop: Sir, your license is also expired.
Husband: I didn't realize that.
Wife: I told you last week that the state sent you a letter about that.
Husband: Honey, can you keep your damn mouth shut ?
Cop: Does your husband always talk to you like that ?
Wife: No. Only when he's drunk.
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