One morning, Bill is awakened by forceful banging on his door. It was the FBI demanding to know where he kept his wood pile. So, he leads them around behind the house and watches as they knock down every last bit of his neatly stacked pile without saying a word. Then, they grab an ax and start busting open the logs.
Very confused at this point, he asks "just what the Hell is going on?"
"Sorry sir. We received an anonymous tip that you were hiding narcotics in your wood pile. When we couldn't find them, we had to bust the logs to make sure they weren't false logs. You'll be reimbursed for any damages"
Shortly after Bill gets back in, his phone rings. It's his buddy Tom.
"Hey, Bill. D'you get some company this morning?"
"Yeah. How'd you know?"
"They cut up your fire wood?"
"Yeah???"
"Happy birthday, Bill."
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