A man came in and asked the farmer, “Hey, why are you sitting here on this beautiful day getting drunk?”
The farmer said, “Some things you just can’t explain.”
The man said, “So what happened that’s so horrible?”
“Well, today I was sitting by my cow milking her. Just as I got the bucket about full, she took her left leg and kicked over the bucket.”
“OK, but that’s not so bad. What happened then?”
“I took her left leg and tied it to the post on the left.”
“OK. And then?”
“Well, I sat back down and continued to milk her. Just as I got the bucket about full, she took her right leg and kicked over the bucket.”
"Oh, man. But still, it ain't so bad. What did you do then?”
“I took her right leg this time and tied it to the post on the right.”
“Good. And then?”
“Well, I sat back down and began milking her again. Just as I got the bucket about full, the stupid cow knocked over the bucket with her tail.”
"Shit. So what did you do this time?"
“Well, I didn’t have any more rope, so I took off my belt and tied her tail to the rafter."
"And then?"
"And then my pants fell down and my wife walked in.”
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