3 men are at the gates of Heaven, Peter says, "It's getting pretty full in here, so the one with the worst story of how he died will get in." The first guy starts he says, " I was doing naked yoga on my balcony, I live on the 27th floor, and I slipped over the balcony, I only fell 1 floor down and caught the balcony floor of the floor below me, this crazy guy came out and started yelling at me and stomped on my hands till I fell, luckily I fell into a huge bush on the main floor that cushioned my fall, I look up and see a fridge falling, and it crushed me" The second guy starts "I came home early for lunch, I just knew my wife was cheating, I take the elevator up, and burst into the bedroom and see men's clothes on the floor and wife naked in the bed, where is he? I screamed WHERE IS HE?!?!? I looked all around the place and found the bastard hanging on my balcony, i stomped on his finger till he fell, he landed in a bush, I unplugged the fridge and threw it down on him, after i realized I killed him, i felt terrible, pulled out my gun, and shot myself. The third guy says "OK, so have you ever been naked in a refrigerator?"
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