Two boys are in class during religious education.

The first boy gets so bored that he falls asleep. The teacher then asks the class, "who created the earth?"

The second boy pulls out a needle and jabs his friend in the arm. He wakes up, startled, and yells, "God Almighty!"

"Correct," says the teacher.

The boy eventually drifts back to sleep. At the front of the class, the teacher asks, "who is the son of god?"

The boy's friend once again stabs him with the needle. He wakes up and yells, "Jesus Christ!"

"Correct," says the teacher.

Once more, the boy falls asleep. The teacher asks the class, "what did Eve say to Adam after their tenth child?"

The boy's friend stabs him in the arm, he wakes up and yells, "STICK THAT THING IN ME ONE MORE TIME AND I'LL BREAK IT IN HALF AND SHOVE IT UP YOUR ASS!"