three young priests-to-be are tested

the elder priest says:

"if you are to be priests, you must learn to resist the allure of women. you must tie bells to each of your penises to betray your arousal. strip down."

so the young budding priests strip down and tie bells to their penises.

then the elder priest brings in a hot blonde with big boobs, a nice ass, etc.

so, facing the three young naked priests with bells on them, she goes over to the first one and strip teases him. within 5 seconds: "ding a ling!"

"you still need work." says the elder. "but for now, go take a shower"

the first priest in training leaves, and then the blonde strip teases, and kisses the second apprentice.

after 15 seconds of this, he finds this too much.

"ding a ling!"

"Bill, you are better, but still need work. go take a shower with joe."

so he leaves, and then the woman is left with the last priest.

she works her magic, kissing and licking and trying to give him a boner, but nothing she does works.

the elder priest says: "good job Bob, you have surpassed your peers. go take a shower with joe and bill"

"ding a ling!"