The night before the wedding, the girl’s mother takes her aside and warns her about the reputation Greek men have:
“Now you listen to me, Sunshine- those Greeks like their sex... a certain way, if you catch my drift. If he ever tells you to flip over so he can have you another way, I want you to pack your bags and come right home to your mama!”
2 week’s later, Mom gets a knock on her door at midnight.
“It happened just the way you said it would, Mama! We were having sex the usual way when all of a sudden, he asked me to flip over and do it with the other hole!”
“Aha! And what did you tell him?”
“I told him- ‘my mama said if you ever wanted to do it in the other place, I was supposed to pack my things and come home!’”
“Good girl! And what did he say to that?”
“He said- ‘But Honey! Don’t you want to have a baby?’”
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