An escaped convict, imprisoned for 1st degree murder, had managed to break out of prison.
While on the run, he broke into a house and tied up a young couple who had been sleeping in the bedroom. He tied them to some chairs, across the room from each other.
He went over to the the woman, and appeared to be kissing her neck. Suddenly he stood up and went into the bathroom. As soon as he had left, the husband shifted his way across the room to his wife, his chair in tow, and whispered, "Baby, this guy hasn't seen a woman in years. I saw him kissing your neck. Just cooperate and do anything he wants. If he wants to have sex with you, just go along with it and pretend you like it. Whatever you do don't fight him or make him mad. Our lives depend on it! Be strong and I love you."
After a second, the wife says: "Dear, I'm so relieved you feel that way. Because he wasn't kissing my neck... He was whispering in my ear. He said he thinks you're really cute and asked if we had any vaseline. I told him we kept it in the bathroom. Be strong and I love you."
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