Thứ Sáu, 2 tháng 2, 2018

[NSFW]: A woman walks into a bar ...

A woman walks into a bar and appears to be depressed. Alone, she begins drinking heavily. A man walks into the bar soon after with the same expression on his face and sits a few stools down from her while also beginning to drink heavily. Eventually, the woman slides down and asks him what's wrong.

"My girlfriend just broke up with me because I'm too kinky," he replied.

"You're kidding" she says, "That's the exact same reason my boyfriend just broke up with me."

They drink a little more and eventually she suggests they go back to her place. "We clearly have a lot in common so let's go get kinky together," she says. He happily agrees.

They get back to her place and she tells him to wait there while she goes to slip into something a little more comfortable. She goes upstairs and opens up her collection of dominatrix accessories: thigh high leather boots, nipple clamps, whips, chains, handcuffs, ball gags, dildos - the works. She gets dressed and walks downstairs just in time to see him putting on his coat getting ready to leave.

"Where are you going? I thought we were gonna get kinky?"

"Look lady, I fucked your dog, I shit in your purse. I'm outta here."

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