Bob has worked in a pickle factory for several years. One day, he confessed to his wife that he has a terrible urge to stick his penis into the pickle slicer....

His wife suggests that he see a therapist to talk about it, but Bob vows to overcome his rash desire on his own.

A few weeks later, Bob returns home, absolutely ashen. “What’s wrong, Bob?” His wife asks..

“Do you remember how I told you about my tremendous urge to put my penis into the pickle slicer?”

His wife gasps, “My God Bob, what happened?”

“I got fired”, he says.

“No Bob, I mean, what happened with the pickle slicer?”

“Oh, um....she got fired too”.