A man is running around a lake and sees a girl with no arms or legs. He does his first lap, and sees she is sad.

"What's wrong?" He asked.

"Well, I have no arms, no legs and I have never given anyone a hug."

He thought and gave her a hug. He did another lap. She was crying.

"What's wrong?" He asked.

"Well, I have no arms, no legs and I have never kissed anyone."

He thought and figured it wouldn't hurt. He gave her a kiss.

He did his final lap and she was bawling.

"What's wrong?" He asked.

"Well I have no arms, no legs, and never been fucked."

He thought long and hard. He picked her up, looked at her, and figured why not.

He threw her in the lake and yelled, "Now you're fucked aren't you?"