[Long] A man notices a pirate and asks him, “Excuse me sir, but why do you have a hook hand?”

The pirate says, “Arr, yes, me hook hand. A sword cut me right below the elbow.”

“Well, what about your peg leg?” Says the man

“Arrr, me peg leg. A cannonball shot me right below the kneecap.”

“Well, what about your patch eye?”

“Arrr, me patch eye, I was standing on the poop deck and a seagull pooped in me eye!”

“A seagull pooped in your eye? That can’t take an eye out.”

“Arrr, but you’ve got to remember, it was the first day with the hook.”