A nurse is giving a sponge bath to a comatose woman. She is gently sponging her nether region when suddenly the monitor blips.
“Doctor!” she exclaims, “look at this!”
The doctor comes in, she does it again, and the monitor blips again.
“Interesting,” says the doctor. “Call her husband.”
So, the husband comes in and the doctor explains what happened and says to him, “this might sound crazy, but we think that oral sex just might snap her out of her coma.”
Her husband says, “really? Well, if you think so.”
So, they close the curtain and let the husband do his thing. After about two minutes the monitor flatlines. The staff come rushing in, tries to resuscitate her, but it’s too late.
The doctor turns turns to the husband and says, “I wonder what happened. Did you notice anything?”
The man pulls up his pants and says, “Maybe she choked?”
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