Twenty years ago a man was driving down a deserted road in Arizona...

...he sees a sign that says, "Amazing Red Cloud, the Indian who remembers everything."

So the guy pulls over and there under a canopy sits an American Indian.

The guy thinks for a minute and asks the Indian, "What did you have for breakfast on July 8th, 1987?"

The Indian says, "Eggs".

Skeptically, the guy says, "That proves nothing." and he gets back into in his car and drives away.

Twenty years later, the same guy and his, now, family are on vacation in Arizona when the guy passes the same sign; "Amazing Red Cloud, the Indian who remembers everything".

So the guy pulls over and sure enough there is the same Indian, sitting under a canopy. The guy walks up to the Indian and, still skeptical, raises his hand and says "How."

The Indian says, "Scrambled."