A Drill Sergeant walks into a Whore House (NSFW)

A Drill Sergeant walks into a Whore House and asks for a companion for the evening and a lady joins him upstairs in a room.

She starts getting undressed and he decides to show her a trick. The Drill Sergeant says, "Wait, watch this, I wanna show you a trick."

He takes off his uniform and hangs it up then says in his most commanding voice, "Dick! ATTENCH-HUN!" and instantly, his dick is hard as a rock.

The whore claps and gets excited, asking, "Ooh! Can you do it the other way, too?"

"Dick! AT EASE!" and instantly, he's soft again. She claps and says, no way, I totally don't believe it. Do it again.

So he does it again, "Dick! ATTENCH-HUN!" and he's hard as a rock again.

She's excited at this point, clapping again. He takes a step toward her, to get down to business, and she stops him. "No, no, make it soft again, that's a neat trick!"

He looks at her a little weird, but does it: "Dick! AT EASE!" and instantly, he's soft again.

She claps again like it's the coolest thing she's ever seen. She tells him, "Wait right here, I'll be right back." and leaves the room.

A couple of minutes later, she returns with about 9 of her scantily clad friends, some completely naked, some partially clothed in negligee's and others just in a bra and panties. She tells him, "OK, do it again, so they can all see."

"Dick! ATTENCH-HUN!" and instantly, his dick is hard as a rock again. "Ok, who wants some of this?"

The girls all giggle and the first one says, "Now show 'em the other way, too!"

"Dick! AT EASE!"

"AT EASE!"

"AT EASE!"

He then turns and starts furiously jacking it like it owes him money.

The scantily clad girls ask, "OMG, what are you doing!? We can take care of that for you!"

The Drill Sergeant says, "I'm giving him a dishonorable discharge, ma'am."