An Japanese man walks into a bank...

... and goes up to the teller. Even though he is new to speaking English, he says, "I wish to exchange 400 of my currency for US dollars. The teller proceeds to do so and they politely part ways. A few days pass and the Japanese man again walks into the bank, again to exchange the same amount currency. This time though, the teller hands him less than the previous exchange. Confused, he asked the teller, "Why have you given me less dollars than before?" "Fluctuations," replies the teller, " the markets have changed." "Fluctuations? FLUCTUATIONS!" The Japanese man exclaims, " Fuck you Americans, too!"