During Sunday mass, the priest asked the crowd:
-"How many of you forgave your enemies?"
Around 80% of them raised their hands. The priest then asked: "And how many of you intend to forgive your enemies?", and almost everyone's hand was now in the air. Everyone except a feeble, old lady in the front row.
-"Ms. Rogers, don't you intend on forgiving your enemies?"
-"I don't have any!", she replied through a chuckle.
-"Ms. Rogers, that's very unusual, how old are you?"
-"98", she proclaimed.
-"Oh, ms. Rogers, why don't you come up and share the secret with everyone? How does someone live to be 98 and no enemies?"
She walked up and gave everyone a polite smile before answering: -"I outlived the bitches."
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