WIFE: I have a couple of important announcements... First: I'm pregnant.
HUSBAND: Hi Pregnant, I'm dad
WIFE: Second: No you're not
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When erect it proudly reads Wendy on the side of his shaft, but when soft it only shows Wy . While on his honeymoon in the Caribbean, he ...
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