He gets his friend Moses to come with him, and Moses tells him he should warm up doing miracles before he shows anyone. They rent a cabin on a lake out in the middle of nowhere.
The first day, Jesus takes a wine glass, fills it with water and turns it into wine! Moses is suitably impressed.
The second day, they go out on the lake and catch two fish, and Jesus multiplies them so they'll have plenty. Moses is, again, impressed.
The third day, Jesus decides to walk across the lake. He walks out, but pretty soon the water is up to his knees and he heads back.
"Why can't I walk on water, Moses?" he asked.
"I have no idea. Let's take a break and try again tomorrow."
The next day, Jesus wades out, and again he sinks. "I just can't understand it!" he cried.
"I still can't figure it our," said Moses. "We'll give it one more try tomorrow."
The next day, Jesus walked out into the lake again. "Why can't I walk on water anymore?"
Moses thinks for a moment, then asks, "Well...did you have the holes in your feet last time?"
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