A hare responded "I kinda did..."
The deer asked "What do you mean by "kinda"?"
The hare says: "Well, I was taking a dump and after the bear finished his, he took me and tried to wipe his butt, but then he saw I wasn't toilet paper and threw me right out of the window".
The deer fined the bear $500.
A few days later, the window got broken again, so the deer asked "Who broke the window!?"
A squirrel responded "I kinda did..."
The deer asked "What do you mean by "kinda"?"
The squirrel said: "Well, I was taking a dump and after the bear finished his, he took me and tried to wipe his butt, but then he saw I wasn't toilet paper and threw me right out of the window".
The deer fined the bear $1000.
A few days later, the whole toilet got messed up - the fixtures smashed, the toilet broken and bloodied, the window broken, the door scratched, etc. So the deer asked "Who did all this!?"
The hedgehog replied "I kinda did...
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