Two dwarfs walk into a bar where they pick up two prostitutes and take them back to their own respective rooms.

Unfortunately the first dwarf can’t can’t get an erection no matter what. He’s depressed, and his depression is made worse by the fact that, from the next room, he hears cries of, “one, two, three- uuump!” all night long.

In the morning the second dwarf asks the first, “ how was your night?”

“It was so embarrassing. I couldn’t get it up no matter how hard it tried.”

The second award shook his head. “ You think that’s embarrassing? I couldn’t even get on the fucking bed.”

Edit: Fuck you auto contact. I’m gonna leave it.