Thứ Năm, 11 tháng 4, 2019

Do you know how to catch a bear?

Well, first you have to dig a deep hole in the woods and fill it half-full of ashes from the fireplace. Then place peas all around the outside of the hole. Finally, you hide in some nearby bushes and wait for a bear to come by.

When a bear comes to take a pea, you kick him in the ash hole.

As told to me by my Dad at dinner, every single time peas were served.

Miss you, Dad.

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