Chủ Nhật, 21 tháng 4, 2019

How the Germans bailed out Greece

It is a slow day in a little Greek Village. The rain is beating down and the streets are deserted.

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Times are tough, everybody is in debt, and everybody lives on credit.

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On this particular day a rich German tourist is driving through the village, stops at the local hotel and lays a €100 note on the desk, telling the hotel owner he wants to inspect the rooms upstairs in order to pick one to spend the night.

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The owner gives him some keys and, as soon as the visitor has walked upstairs, the hotelier grabs the €100 note and runs next door to pay his debt to the butcher.

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The butcher takes the €100 note and runs down the street to repay his debt to the pig farmer.

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The pig farmer takes the €100 note and heads off to pay his bill at the supplier of feed and fuel.

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The guy at the Farmers' Co-op takes the €100 note and runs to pay his drinks bill at the taverna.

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The publican slips the money along to the local prostitute drinking at the bar, who has also been facing hard times and has had to offer him 'services' on credit.

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The hooker then rushes to the hotel and pays off her room bill to the hotel owner with the €100 note.

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The hotel proprietor then places the €100 note back on the counter so the rich traveller will not suspect anything.

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At that moment the traveller comes down the stairs, picks up the €100 note, states that the rooms are not satisfactory, pockets the money, and leaves town.

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No one produced anything.

No one earned anything.

However, the whole village is now out of debt and looking to the future with a lot more optimism.

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