Thứ Sáu, 31 tháng 5, 2019

3 friends were bragging about who had the most sex...

Friend 1 said ”You all have nothing on me, I go to the bar and bring home a woman every night. Not only that but I Corvette to work everyday and I got a 8.5 inch penis. I have slept with over 1000 different women.”

Friend 2 said ”Oh yeah? Well I’m the top gynecologist doctor at the highest rated hospital in the world. I make $850k a year, have patients and nurses who have sex with me every hour I’m at work. All the women compliment me on my 12 inch penis. I have slept with well over 5000 women.”

Friend 3 said ”I have you all beat. I fucked over all the Redditors who were expecting a punchline to this joke.”

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