An old cowboy walks into town one evening looking for some company. He wanders into this whorehouse with rooms to rent and talks to the barmaid.
"I sure could use the company of one of your fine women, but I'm a little light on coin. What can you do for me?" asks the cowboy.
The barmaid says, "Well, it looks like you don't have quite enough for one of our gals. Here's what I can do though. There's a room upstairs that has a chicken in it. Now if you like, you can go to that room and if you can catch that chicken then I suppose... you can fuck it. I'll even throw in a bottle of whiskey for your troubles."
So the cowboy, not having much of a choice in the matter, reluctantly gets the keys to the room with the chicken, grabs his bottle of whiskey and heads up the stairs.
The cowboys walks into his room, sees this chicken clucking around and decides to take a pull of whiskey.
A half of a bottle later, the cowboy starts chasing this chicken around the room. He finally catches the chicken and starts fucking it. He's holding this chicken in one hand and fucking it while holding his bottle of whiskey in the other. Feathers are flying all over the place and the chicken is clucking and flapping around and then SNAP!.
The chicken goes limp. The cowboy had fucked this chicken so hard that he snapped it's neck.
He takes another pull of the bottle, slips his clothes back on. Puts on his hat and slips out the door, hoping that no one saw his face on the way out.
About 3 months later, this cowboy returns to town looking for a lady for the night.
He walks into the whorehouse and talks to the barmaid.
This time the cowboy has a little bit more money but not quite enough for one of the fine ladies working at this particular establishment.
So the barmaid says, "I'll tell you what, there is a room up there when you can see two lesbians having sex. That's the best I can do for you tonight."
"Alright!" says the cowboy as he pays the barmaid and heads upstairs.
When he opens the door the room is packed with men looking through a two way mirror. He pushes his way to the front of the crowd and says to the man standing next to him, "I've never seen anything like this!"
The man says, "You should have been here a few months ago, we watch a guy fuck a chicken to death!"
EDIT: Jesus fuck! For a sub called r/Jokes, you would think people would have a sense of humor. Sorry I didn't tell your beloved joke the way you like. I was simply trying to tell a joke my uncle told me quite some time ago. It flows much better in person. Will delete and should apparently KMS.
TIL: some folks in r/jokes needs to get a grip!
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