A man dies and goes to heaven....

When he gets to heaven, he runs into Saint Peter. He also sees a bunch of clocks on the wall. “What are all those clocks for?” the man asked. “Well,” said Saint Peter, “Those clocks move every time someone lies, see that clock over there, that one belongs to Mother Teresa. It has never moved. “ “Well what about that one?” asked the man. “That one, belongs to Abraham Lincoln it’s only moved twice.” said Saint Peter. “Where’s Donald Trump’s clock?” asked the man. Saint Peter replied, “It’s in Jesus’s office, he likes to use it as a fan.”