Thứ Ba, 17 tháng 3, 2020

There was a homeless man with a sign that said “1 dollar for dirty joke."

Seemed like a good investment to me so | gladly handed over a dollar.

Homeless man: “There is black rooster alright? How many legs does that chicken have?"

Me: “Two?”

Homeless man: “Right, now how many wings this black rooster got?”

Me: “Two?”

Homeless man: “Right, now how many eyes this black rooster got?”

Me: “Two?”

Homeless man: “Right again, now there is this white cat walking around how many hairs are on that white cat?"

Me: “I don't know? A lot?”

Homeless man: “Well, why do you know so much about black cock and not enough about white pussy?”

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