A teacher asked her students to share what their dads do for a living.

Little Johnny said, "My dad's a stripper at a gay nightclub and he turns tricks in the alley way to earn extra money."

The teacher was Mortified and after class she pulls little Johnny aside and ask, "Johnny is your dad really a stripper at a gay night club?!"

Little Johnny said, "No. He's a reporter for CNN but I was too ashamed to say that."