A woman who is pregnant with triplets (boys) is walking on the street when all of a sudden she gets shot 3 times in the stomach.

Upon arrival at the hospital the doctor tells her she will live and so will the 3 boys. He also tells her surgery isnt necessary to remove the bullets and the bullets will find its way out the natural way.

10 years have passed since the accident .when 1 of the boys runs up to his mom screaming: MOM MOM!! A BULLET JUST CAME OUT OF MY PP WHILE PEEING. The mom tells him to calm down and tells him the story.

Another 6 months pass when the next boy comes screaming: MOM MOM!!! A BULLET JUST CAME OUT OF MY PP WHILE PEEING!! Again the mother tells him to calm down and explains the story.

Another 2 years pass when the next boys comes crying to his mom. The mother asks him whats wrong and he says:

I was just having a wank and i accidentally shot the dog.