[NSFW] An American and a Russian walk in a bar...

“One beer, please,” asks the American before downing the beer.

“Da, two beer,” asks the Russian in response, downing both.

Not wanting to be outdone, the American ordered;

“Three beers and shot of whiskey, please,” before downing them all in quick succession.

Not one to be shy from a challenge, the Russian ordered;

“Four beer, two shot,” before necking them all one after the other.

“Oh yeah?” says the American has he unzips his trousers and slams his member on the bar;

<thump> ”That’s America!” he said, proud of his piece, as the Russian began unzipping his trousers;

<thump...thump> ”That’s Chernobyl!”