The monkey says, "King of the jungle, eh? I bet I could fuck that lion right up the ass. That'd make ME king of the jungle!" So he lifts up the lion's tail and starts going to town.
The lion wakes up and roars, "WHAT THE HELL???" and starts chasing the monkey through the jungle. After about 20 minutes they come to a big clearing where there's a hotel. The monkey runs into the lobby, jumps into a big chair, grabs a newspaper and hides behind it like he's reading it. The lion comes bombing into the lobby and yells, "Did anybody see a MONKEY come through here???"
From behind the newspaper the monkey says, "You mean the one that fucked the lion up the ass?"
The lion looks over and says, "HOLY SHIT, it's in the PAPER already???"
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