“I’m sorry, Sir, we’re out of chocolate.”
“Oh, that’s too bad. I’ll have a chocolate cone with sprinkles then.”
“I’m sorry, Sir, but like I told you, we’re out of chocolate.”
“How about a chocolate/vanilla twist, then?”
“Let me ask you something. How do you spell the ‘van’ in ‘vanilla’?
“V-a-n.”
“OK! We’re on the same page! And how do you spell the ‘straw’ in ‘strawberry’?
“S-t-r-a-w.”
“Right, and lastly, how do you spell the ‘fuck’ in ‘chocolate’?
“There is no ‘fuck’ in ‘chocolate’.”
“THAT’S WHAT I’VE BEEN TRYING TO TELL YOU!”
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