A Hippie sits next to a young Nun on the bus and asks her if he could have sex with her

The Nun, very upset, say,s"NO! I am married to God" and gets off the bus disgusted

The bus driver sees all this. He tells the Hippie, "She prays every Tuesday night at midnight in the graveyard... why don't you tell her you are God and demand sex?"

The Hippie tries this and to his surprise, the nun says, "Yes but only if we have anal sex as I want to keep my virginity"

They have passionate but sex and when they are done the Hippie throws off his robe and cries. "Ha HA, I am the Hippie!!!"

The Nun cries out, "Ha HA, I am the Bus Driver!!!!!"