Past says: I’ve ordered a beer.
Present says: I’m ordering a beer.
Future says: I’ll order a beer.
As they sip their beers, a girl enters the bar.
Past says: I’ve fucked her.
Present says: I’m fucking her.
Future says: I’ll fuck her.
Past says: I had chlamydia.
Present says: I have chlamydia.
Future says: I’ll get... OH FUCK YOU GUYS!!!
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