Thứ Bảy, 9 tháng 1, 2021

A teacher gives her young students an assignment.

Use the word 'contagious' in your everyday life and report back to me tomorrow.

The next day all the kids are raising their hand. The teacher calls on Susie.

Susie says, "My little brother has the flu and if he sneezes on me I will get sick because he is contagious."

The teacher replies, "Very good Susie!"

The teacher calls on Timmy. Timmy says, "When I was younger I had chicken pox and all other moms brought their kids over so I could give them chicken pox too because it was good that I was contagious."

The teacher says, "That's another good one!"

Little Johnny is raising his hand and the teacher hesitates but reluctantly calls on him.

Little Johnny says, "This weekend our neighbor finally painted her old fence. My dad said it was about time, it took the cunt ages."

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