He slapped down a $100 bill and asked the Madam of the house for their hottest hooker.
She looks down at him and goes, “Aren’t you too young to be he-“
Little Johnny proceeded to slap another one hundred dollar bill onto the table.
She asks Little Johnny to follow her, and she leads him to their hottest and most used hooker.
They did their business, and when Little Johnny started to leave, she asked him why he was so set on fucking a hooker.
“Well if you want the whole story, I knew someone like you would have a bunch of STDs, and after I fucked you, my nanny would molest me back home, and she would get the stds. Then she would sleep with my dad, and then he would sleep with my mom. “
“And when the mailman would come, he would fuck my mom, getting the stds. And that son of a bitch was the one that ran over my frog.”
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