They take their seats at bar and start drinking.
The mouse scans the patrons and whispers to the lion, "Check out the neck on that giraffe."
The lion nods his approval and says, "You should go over and talk to her. She's hot."
The mouse walks over to the giraffe and buys her a drink. After a few minutes, the lion sees the couple leave. He raises his glass to his little friend's good fortune.
After an about an hour, the mouse comes dragging back into the bar. He's missing tufts of fur, one eye is swollen shut, his ear is shredded, and his tail is broken.
Taking his seat next to his friend, the lion asks, "What the hell happened? Did you get lucky?"
The mouse downs a shot and replies, "Yeah, but between kissing and fucking, I must have run 100 miles."
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