He has a pretty friendly relationship with his grandfather. So one day he asked him about the frequency of sexual activity among couples of different ages.
His grandfather replied, "Oh you know, when young couples got married, they are usually crazy about sex! They have sex almost everyday and sometimes multiple times in a day for first few months of marriage. But as time passes they become less crazy about it. After few months they have sex 3-4 times in a week. As couple grow older the sexual drive decreases too. In their thirties they usually have sex 2-3 times in a week. In their forties they usually have sex once a week. In fifties sex becomes rarer, usually they have sex 1-2 times in a month. After sixty, sex becomes a luxury, they save it for special occasion like anniversary!"
Then the boy asked, "Grandpa, both you and grandma passed 70 long ago, right? So how is your sex life now?"
Grandpa answered, "Oh boy! we are too old for conventional sex now! At this point we only set for oral!"
After hesitating a bit the boy asked, "you mean you suck each other private parts?"
Grandfather replied, "Oh no! We are too old for that! Now each night before sleep I told your grandmother "FUCK YOU" and she told me "FUCK YOU TOO"!
0 nhận xét:
Đăng nhận xét