Thứ Hai, 5 tháng 7, 2021

Three men took part in a turd-eating competition.

The competition is simple: The first guy to eat 100 pieces of turd without throwing up wins.

The first man starts eating. 1, 3, 5, 10... He pukes at 30 pieces and gets eliminated.

The second man starts off strong and eats 2 by 2, but eventually he vomits at around 60 pieces.

The last guy knows no disgust and gobbles up a ton of pieces of turd quickly. 50, 60, 90, he finally comes to the last piece of turd. With people cheering around him, he puts it in his mouth. Suddenly, he spews it out disgustedly. All people around him get surprised and ask him why didn't he eat the last piece of turd telling him that he could've won the prize. He answers with a big disgusted look on his face:

-There was fucking hair in it!

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