A young Greek couple are about to get married.

Before the nuptials, the young woman’s mother pulls her aside for a quick chat.

“Now you’re about to be married,” begins the mother, “...and Greek men are known to prefer sex in a very specific way so at some point, he may ask you to ‘turn around’. I want you to know that it’s ok to say no if you don’t want to do it that way.”

The wedding day comes & goes and there’s no ‘turn around’ request from her new husband. No request on the honeymoon nor through their first year. No special request for their 1st anniversary, or their 2nd.

Halfway through their 3rd year, her husband says “You know....if you want, you can turn around and we can try this a different way”.

The woman says “No no no! My mother warned me that this day might come and she told me I never have to do that if I don’t want to!”

The husband replies “That’s fine with me....but I thought you wanted kids one day”.