Two Italian men are talking loudly on a bus in America

One of them is saying:

"First Emma come, then I come, then two asses they come together, then I come again, then the two asses they come again, then I peepee, and I come one last time"

And older lady who hears this, turns to the Italian and scolds him, "I don't know how you people talk in Italy, but in this country, nobody wants to hear such foul language in public!"

The Italian responds, "Scusi lady, I am teaching my friend how to spell Mississippi"