Thứ Sáu, 3 tháng 4, 2015

Saw this in the library at my college today. Nice try you sneaky librarians.

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The first sign of spring.

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Translated joke from a south Asian language.

I tried my best. I'm pulling this from memory. Changed a lot of stuff, and added a buttload of new things to make this seem as normal as possible. Enjoy!

The cops arrest a truck driver for running over 50 people. They take him to the interrogation room and start questioning him. After a while they tell him to explain what happened as honestly as he could. He starts,

"I was driving and realized that I had lost all possible means of braking or even slowing down the truck."

"Go on".

"I was losing control and had to steer the truck onto a large ground besides the road, to avoid collision with the traffic."

"Then?"

"I was still unable to slow the truck down, then I realized, to my horror, that I had to make a choice: I could have either steered the truck towards the large crowd which was there for the concert and killed several people or I could have steered the truck towards a hotdog stand where there were only 2 people"

"You moron! Why didn't you choose to kill the people near the hotdog stand?"

"I did, officer! I crushed one under my truck, but the other one ran into the crowd."