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"Gimme dat sweet brushy."
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"Awww yissss."
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"Brush, brush, brush."
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Thứ Bảy, 9 tháng 5, 2015
A blind man walks into a lesbian bar.
So a blind older gentleman stumbles into a all lesbian bar. They see he is older and blind so they let him stay and have a few drinks. The blind man ask's the bartender "You want to hear a blonde joke?" The bartender replies " Well, I am a blonde, the woman on your right is a defence instructor and she is blonde, and the two woman behind you are marines and they are blonde. Do you still want to tell your joke?" The blind man responds "Well not if I have to explain it four times"
The Definitive Ranking Mariah Carey's Number-One Hits
Let the nostalgia kick in.
In honor of her Vegas residency, here is a list of all her No. 1's.
Vote for your favorite at the bottom!
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"Thank God I Found You"
From her album Rainbow, "Thank God I Found You" spent one week at No. 1.
Best Lyric: "I would give up everything before I'd separate myself from you. After so much suffering I finally found unvarnished truth."
"I Don't Wanna Cry"
From her album Mariah Carey, "I Don't Wanna Cry" spent two weeks at No. 1.
Best Lyric: "We can make a million promises but we still won't change. It isn't right to stay together when you only bring each other pain."
"Touch My Body"
From her album E=MC², "Touch My Body" spent two weeks at No. 1.
Best Lyric: "If there's a camera up in here then it's gonna leave with me when I do (I do). If there's a camera up in here then I'd best not catch this flick on YouTube (YouTube)."
16 Photos That Prove Modern Day Gremlins Are Actually Chill
They’re just like us!
"I enjoy sitting by a warm window."
"Being woken up from a deep slumber is no fun, but I'll get over it."
"Taking time to appreciate the little things is important."
"I didn't think my joke was very funny either."
The EU has finally decided to adopt English as its primary language, over German.
The European Union has just announced an agreement whereby English will be its official language rather than German, which was the other possibility.
As part of the negotiations, the British Government conceded that English spelling had some room for improvement and has accepted a 5- year phase-in plan that would become known as "Euro-English".
In the first year, "s" will replace the soft "c". Sertainly, this will make the sivil servants jump with joy. The hard "c" will be dropped in favour of "k". This should klear up konfusion, and keyboards kan have one less letter.
There will be growing publik enthusiasm in the sekond year when the troublesome "ph" will be replaced with "f". This will make words like fotograf 20% shorter.
In the 3rd year, publik akseptanse of the new spelling kan be expekted to reach the stage where more komplikated changes are possible.
Governments will enkourage the removal of double letters which have always ben a deterent to akurate speling.
Also, al wil agre that the horibl mes of the silent "e" in the languag is disgrasful and it should go away.
By the 4th yer people wil be reseptiv to steps such as replasing "th" with "z" and "w" with "v".
During ze fifz yer, ze unesesary "o" kan be dropd from vords kontaining "ou" and after ziz fifz yer, ve vil hav a reil sensi bl riten styl.
Zer vil be no mor trubl or difikultis and evrivun vil find it ezi TU understand ech oza. Ze drem of a united urop vil finali kum tru.
Und efter ze fifz yer, ve vil al be speking German like zey vunted in ze forst plas.
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