Brexit live: thousands 'march for Europe' in post-referendum protest

Brexit live: thousands 'march for Europe' in post-referendum protest Thousands are participating in a "March for Europe," staging demonstrations throughout London. July 2, 2016 at 07:21PM via Digg http://ift.tt/299x2...

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I took the batteries out of my carbon monoxide detector today

The loud beeping was giving me a headache and making me feel sick and dizzy....

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Calculators May Be Ugly On The Outside

But Its What's On The Inside That Counts....

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My favourite joke

So a guy goes into a pub, walks up to the bar and asks for a pint. The barman replies: one pound please. The guy says back: only one pound?! The barman replies: aye only a pound. The guy takes his pint and enjoys it and after a few more pints at a pound each the guy feels cheeky. The guy says: ill have a steak and chips mate. The barman replies: three quid. The guy then asked: do you own this pub? The barman replies: no. The guy then asked: wheres the boss then? I want to ask why the prices are so low. The barman replies: he's upstairs with my...

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A bishop walks straight up to the bar and the barman says

You can't do that. Bishops can only move diagonally....

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I just became a proud dad today...

My son is actually four but he was a boring little cunt for the first three years....

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Most of my sextapes are on DVD..

except for that gay one where I Blu-Ray....

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