FunnyStory about animals and all around the world
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Funny picture about animals and all around the world :)
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The first boy gets so bored that he falls asleep. The teacher then asks the class, "who created the earth?"
The second boy pulls out a needle and jabs his friend in the arm. He wakes up, startled, and yells, "God Almighty!"
"Correct," says the teacher.
The boy eventually drifts back to sleep. At the front of the class, the teacher asks, "who is the son of god?"
The boy's friend once again stabs him with the needle. He wakes up and yells, "Jesus Christ!"
"Correct," says the teacher.
Once more, the boy falls asleep. The teacher asks the class, "what did Eve say to Adam after their tenth child?"
The boy's friend stabs him in the arm, he wakes up and yells, "STICK THAT THING IN ME ONE MORE TIME AND I'LL BREAK IT IN HALF AND SHOVE IT UP YOUR ASS!"
Before anyone knows it, the three men found themselves standing before the pearly gates of Heaven, where St. Peter and the Devil were standing nearby. "Gentlemen," the Devil started, "Due to the fact that Heaven is now overcrowded, St. Peter has agreed to limit the number of people entering Heaven. If anyone of you can ask me a question which I don't know or cannot answer, then you're worthy enough to go to Heaven; if not, then you'll come with me to Hell."
The philosopher then stepped up, "OK, give me the most comprehensive report on Socrates' teachings." With a snap of his finger, a stack of paper appeared next to the Devil. The philosopher read it and concluded it was correct. "Then, go to Hell!" With another snap of his finger, the philosopher disappeared.
The mathematician then asked, "Give me the most complicated formula ever theorized!" With a snap of his finger, another stack of paper appeared next to the Devil. The mathematician read it and reluctantly agreed it was correct. "Then, go to Hell!" With another snap of his finger, the mathematician disappeared too.
The idiot then stepped forward and said, "Bring me a chair!" The Devil brought forward a chair. "Drill 7 holes on the seat." The Devil did just that. The idiot then sat on the chair and let out a very loud fart. Standing up, he asked, "Which hole did my fart come out from?" The Devil inspected the seat and said,"The third hole from the right." "Wrong," said the idiot, "it's from my asshole." And the idiot went to heaven.
“What are the symptoms?” The doctor asks
“They’re that yellow family that live in Springfield”